I'm Hungry

"..life has a funny, funny way,
of blowing things up in your face.."

Dear lonely isle,

• I am starving to death.
• Probably going to die of stomach ulcers.
• It's lunch time, but my lunch is not materializing.
• I was suppose to order pizza for lunch today.
• First of all, I cannot remember the number to Pizza Hut.
• I've checked all the newspapers.
• And sat in front of the television and flipped all the channels.
• No Pizza Hut advertisements.
• Fuck you Murphy's Law.
• I don't think it's possible that there doesn't exist a single Pizza Hut ad when I badly need one.
• And then memory kicked in.
• 1-800-88-2525.
• Who could forget that annoying song?
• So I called.
• And the line was engaged!!
• Aarghh!!!
• Whatever.
• So I'm still starving to death here.
• Partly because I only want to eat pizza from Pizza Hut.
• And also because I'm home alone.
• Will somebody save me??

Please?
Before I begin self-digestation?

love, joyce.

PS: No worries, I'm still alive. thanks for your concern through.
Haha it seems that it's 1-300-88-2525...stoopid memory...