Butterfly Power? I Think Not..

"..playing, floating, dancing,
butterflies in spring,
covering the meadows,
and colouring the hills.."

Dear lonely isle,

• To everyone who knows me, it's quite obvious I'm terrified of butterflies and moths.
• Yes, it's true.
• Despite popular belief, they are not pretty.
• Pretty disgusting maybe.
• Just looking at one can make me cry.
• Heck, my nightmares are ALWAYS about butterflies and moths, all over me.
• It was horrible.
• Someone suggested that I be Mothgirl or Butterflywoman.
• Sorry, but it ain't coming true.
• One, unlike bat ears, antennae aren't very cool.
  
• I'll look more like the PlayGirl bunny thingy and that's not very scary. Good for laughs though. (talk about tickling criminals to death...)
  
• And no butterflies, not even for Halloween.
• Second, if I were Butterflywoman, I suppose blue and green kinda shows up the dark. (There goes the disappearing into/emerging from shadows thing.)
• But don't butterflies come out in the day? (NUUUUUUUU. Imagine going about in the morning when everyone can see you, in a butterfly suit...)
  
• Mothgirl is more practical, if I'm comtemplating scouring the forest for thieves and thugs.
• And butterfly and moth wings aren't very good for gliding (unless I take after a Rajah Brooke), so I'll probably have to flap very hard...
• My superpowers will include making you itch with powder from my wings (if I don't itch first...).
• Also, I can err...deceive you with the designs on my wings. (I'll look like two giant eyes?)
• When threatened, I turn into a cocoon (hmm, you and what string?).
  
• My sidekick?
  
• Anyone interested to be Caterpillargirl/boy?
• Or Pupahuman?
  
• Hmm...enter the Silk Mobile!
• Green, moving, inpenetrable, indestructable tank that you can metamorphorsize in (it might come in handy..).
• And my base operations is.....the Cocoon?
• Point is, this is all an absurdity.
• Not only will it NOT cure my fear, it will probably make me fear to look in the mirror (A life-sized butterfly?? That's gotta be worse than the tiny, insect-sized ones.)
• Really.
  
• To the person who came up with this suggestion, feel ashamed for lack of creativity.

Butterflies?

Spare me.

love, joyce.