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Sunday, July 31, 2005

I'm Hungry

"..life has a funny, funny way,
of blowing things up in your face.."

Dear lonely isle,
  • I am starving to death.
  • Probably going to die of stomach ulcers.
  • It's lunch time, but my lunch is not materializing.
  • I was suppose to order pizza for lunch today.
  • First of all, I cannot remember the number to Pizza Hut.
  • I've checked all the newspapers.
  • And sat in front of the television and flipped all the channels.
  • No Pizza Hut advertisements.
  • Fuck you Murphy's Law.
  • I don't think it's possible that there doesn't exist a single Pizza Hut ad when I badly need one.
  • And then memory kicked in.
  • 1-800-88-2525.
  • Who could forget that annoying song?
  • So I called.
  • And the line was engaged!!
  • Aarghh!!!
  • Whatever.
  • So I'm still starving to death here.
  • Partly because I only want to eat pizza from Pizza Hut.
  • And also because I'm home alone.
  • Will somebody save me??
Please?
Before I begin self-digestation?

love, joyce.

PS: No worries, I'm still alive. thanks for your concern through.
Haha it seems that it's 1-300-88-2525...stoopid memory...

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