Someday, My Sleep Will Come...

"..I wish, o I wish,
to sleep.."

Dear lonely isle,

• I'm afraid I'm getting weird (What do you mean I am weird??).
• Despite popular belief, I am not weird.
• I'm becoming weird.
• But that's beside the point.
• The point is, this sleeping queen is not getting her daily fix.
• And not taking her medication at the proper time.
• I just don't get it.
• I can't sleep at night.
• And I end up sleeping when I'm NOT supposed to.
• Like in school.
• Like in the afternoon.
• It's a chain reaction.
• Initiation step: Ternapped last last night ---> creating free radicals of sleepy molecules (that cause me to feel sleepy at the wrong time)
  
• Propagation step: End up napping in school and in the afternoon ---> cause of not able to sleep again at night ---> creating even more free radicals of sleepy molecules
• And so on and so forth it goes...until one free radical meets and collides with another.
• But before that, one existing free sleepy molecule radical is able to continue disrupting normal sleeping times, causing inability to study, pay attention in class and etc. etc.
• The problems caused are unspeakably horrifying (woe is me).
• We have got to do something about this.
• Consider it being civic minded, or as your public duty (when have you last conributed to society?).
• "YOU ARE MY FRIEND TOO"
  
• If in any way, you have discovered a way to stop this pollution of lethargicness and save me,
• Contact me at : 0122472761
• If I am not replying you, I'm probably asleep (for best results, please message at night).
• Help me help me.
• Before I turn into a nocturnal being.
  
• It's not too late.
  

Thank you for your cooperation.

love, joyce.

*this is a joyce service reminder from joyce.*