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Thursday, August 28, 2008

Kimmy's Convocation



Dear lonely isle,

I want to graduate too!

I wanna wear oversize robes, and a square hat
(which I cannot remember what it's called)


I want to feel extremely hot and suffocating wearing the oversized robes
plus my own suit under the blazing Sabah sun

I wanna receive so many bouquets and soft toys that I can barely carry everything
(Hint: I like tulips)
(Roses are acceptable)
(No bananas)



Family picture!


Spot the fake person :P
One member of our family did not make it to Kimmy's convocation.

It's pretty obvious.

But at a glance I'd say she looks pretty real :)

Thanks baby.


Love, Joyce.

Tuesday, August 26, 2008




Goodbyes are so hard.



Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Dinner at Ten Thirty


Dear lonely isle,

I. Hate. Tuesdays.

Right from the start when I have to wake at the crack of dawn to be at the hospital by 7.30am to collect people's urine.

Can you imagine that?

Dahlah have to wake up so bloody early (extra early for me because I MUST eat breakfast and MUST prepare packed lunch for the day, otherwise I'll die of hunger by 11am.), have to go and collect urine first thing in the morning.
Feels a bit like those night soil carriers, but for them it probably goes something like
"
Dahlah so late cannot go back and sleep still, must collect shit some more before go home!"
As in literally taking shit from people >.>

On retrospect, I take piss from people O.o

Anyway, enough about horrible thesis labwork.

Don't want to bore everyone half to tears or to sleep with the details.

Why dinner at ten thirty? Because Tuesdays suck.
After collecting the urine and bringing the load back to the lab at lunchtime (see, lunchtime bring urine back, imagine how good my appetite is), it's work work work till all the samples are processed. And because its impossible to finish in one day, the next day will also be a day devoted and dedicated to processing other people's urine. (so Wednesdays suck too.)

Back to why dinner at ten thirty...
Because I come back at 9pm.
And it's supposed to be a holiday!!! Who spends their holidays taking piss may I ask? O.o

Nuff bout thesis labwork (again).

Wasn't even planning to talk about that, but keep getting diverted by some unseen force in my brain.

Was so proud of my dinner :)
Because even though it was late I did not stoop to Maggi, or milo and...er, milo, then straight dive for the bed.
Hehe, so here comes recipe for Potato Tomato Salad.



Potato Tomato Salad
(Easiest Dish In The World)


You need:

1 (or 2 or 3, depends on how hungry you are) steamed or boiled potato(es)
[I used the baby potatoes I bought in Ranau, so that's 3 baby ones for me]
2 (or 4 or 6) yummy red tomatoes
[the more the better, should have more veggie than carbs. Cherry ones will be good :)]
Generous (or not so generous) dollop of mayonnaise
[depending on how much you moved today or how much you need comfort food ;P]
Salt and pepper to taste

To prepare:

1. Chop all the things you can chop.
2. Put everything in a bowl.
3. Throw in the dollop
4. Mix
5. Eat while watching a show you like.

Assured goodness and satisfaction :)

[At least I like it.]

Cos I'm such a sport today, here's a photo of the finished dish.

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:P


What...I said finished right..?

Good night :)

with lots of love,
Joyce.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Ranau Trip

Friday

Morning in the bus

With our lecturer who decided to send us off


Compulsory fansu photo

Half asleep Tiing Jen sometime into the journey

Jia Jia in a good mood :)

Arriving at Langkon Palm Oil Mill

Note to self: Never stand next to Jaclyn anymore
In danger of looking humongous.


Very educational visit.
I now know I never want to work there.

It's noisy, smelly, oily and so extremely friggin' hot,
taking into account Malaysian weather.
Because of the palm oil extraction and refining, everywhere is so greasy and oily.
Climbing up and down steep steep staircases was quite the nightmare.

And the extremely hot and stuffy environment
makes you feel quite claustrophobic (or maybe just me) for some reason.

Us before the tour of the factory.
(note the happy faces and unsweaty conditions)
My hair was plastered to my head and neck after the tour.
Worst and longest hour ever.
Never felt more uncomfortable or wanting to be somewhere else in my life.

(and I was wondering why the guy who was giving the tour mentioned that if we felt really uncomfortable and couldn't stand it anymore we should voice up and asked to be taken back)
They made us wear these construction hats.
Haha, there have probably never quite been workers like us :P

I'm quite sure construction workers do not wear buggy-eyed sunglasses.

After the horrible afternoon it was back to the bus feeling so hot, sticky, sweaty and downright uncomfortable, mostly because I was not prepared for the condition.
Worst was not being able to take a bath when you need it so badly :(

Somehow though, I managed to sleep.
Being hot is tiring.

Slept and slept and woke up to this.

Girls on the bus were making a lot of noise about something,
found out they were all gushing about the view and beautiful Mt. Kinabalu (Mt.K)
She really is so captivating.
So even in the moving bus I tried to capture a picture of her.
That was the best shot I got.

On the way to the next destination, I noticed many kampung houses by the side of the road.
You know, those wooden houses, some in better condition, and some really old and run-down.
The kind you expect to not have electricity and running water in the house.
Partly too because there were no street lamps but there were some electric poles.

What made them very noticeable though was not their condition,
but the very ostentatious, unusual and bizarre fact that there were Astro receiver dishes sticking out somewhere near the roof.
Almost every house.
Some even with multiple dishes.

After what seemed like an extremely long, cold, dark, hungry and urine-retentioning journey,
we finally arrived at our destination.


Sabah Tea Plantation.

Place of longhouses, toilets, shower, running water, electricity, food and beds.
Y.A.Y.

Do not be fooled by the bright morning picture.
This signboard was taken the next morning when we could see 2 feet in front of us.

So fast-forwarding to after a nice hot shower and changing into clean, fresh clothes,

Roommates for the night:
Phebe, me and Ah Boo

Posing with our beds

Posing with other people's beds
(aka beds of people in the next door room)



Me in the proton shirt for fear of being found sucked dry by mosquitoes the following day

Dilly-dallying before going down for dinner


Barbecue for dinner!
This was sometime around 9 or so.

Hungry people

F.O.O.D.


Dinner ended for me sometime around 1.
After cleaning up and brushing and carrying out bathroom rituals, it was nearly 2.
Then I find out we need to gather outside for our morning walk at 6.30am.
Fuck.


Saturday

So bright and early the next day,
(actually at 5.30am, but snoozed till 6)
forced eyes glued together to open and limbs that refuse to cooperate to move
and woke up to this:

Morning mist and brown water;
the pond that we didn't even know existed the night before when we arrived.
It was that dark.

And also to a bridge that did not exist the night before.
Directly in front of the longhouse.


The corridor in front of the rooms.

The end that led to the barbecue pit and covered hall.

The end that led to the toilets and shower area.

More scenes involving brown water


People trying to look excited for the 6.30am morning walk.


I like this picture :)


View of the longhouse before we left


Warning: Pictures ahead contain a lot of mist, shrubbery and tea bushes.











The morning air was really so refreshing and cool :)


Can you see Mt.K peeping from behind the mist?
There is just the faintest outline of its looming shape.

Not Mt.K by the way, just a small hill I found interesting.

Path leading to god-knows-where.
Didn't have time to explore, checkout time was at 7.50am

Pretty mist and sun rays :)

Longhouse pics that should be somewhere above to introduce the place we stayed,
but is too lazy to shift them up.

Longhouse 1


Longhouse 2 with adjoining walkway to hall and barbecue pit,

where we stayed.

My room


Beds with overhanging mosquito netting to prevent unwanted bed-mates at night.

Convenient sink in room with a wire strung up so we can hang towels and clothes

The flooring of the place.
So to all you butterfingers out there, try not to handle anything small that's too important.

Group photo on the bridge :)

Pretty flowers amid the tepid water


Bridge that led to the barbecue pit


At Sabah Tea Garden
Resident restaurant/cafe/eating place where we got our summary on the tea plantation
and gathering place before the visit to the factory

The view from the wide balcony there



I don't know how to do the panorama thing Ziggy baby does,
so you have to look at 3 pictures depicting the whole scene I saw :P

And of course, how can I miss the opportunity to catch the lovely Mt.K?



Faint backdrop of Mt.K

View exiting the factory

In total contrast to the horrible experience I had the day before at Langkon Mill,
the Sabah Tea factory was so immensely pleasant in comparison with cool breeze and simple small machinery and raw material that smelled better and better as you got along and of course, the lack of anything resembling ear-deafening noise.

It was a happy morning for me, as I was feeling all nice and pleasant, unlike the previous day.
After the visit it was back to the bus to say goodbye to Sabah Tea and off to Poring.
Place of hot springs and Kinabalu Park.

As usual, I fell asleep.

When I got woken up, naturally I was not in a good mood.
I did not like the prospect of playing in the hot springs because we only had one hour to play and visit, and that was not enough time to change and bathe later.
So on general agreement we decided to just go for the canopy walk, which involved walking on a suspension bridge overlooking treetops.
Quite a view, I was told.


What I was not told was that it would involve hiking.
Quite a lot of hiking.
400 meters up of hiking.
Naturally Joyce does not like hiking, due to the fact that she has explored the depths of how unfit a human being can be and has found herself at the somewhat dodgy end of it.

Started panting at 150 meters.
Couldn't breathe properly or take deep breaths at 300 meters.
When we finally reached the base of the suspension bridge I think I almost died.

Just kept going and didn't stop all the way up
because stopping and starting will make it harder to go on.
Thighs started shaking from the exertion.

Did not take any photos because they charge rm5 to bring a camera up there and stupidly and obediently did not whip out my camera the moment authorities were out of sight.
The view was beautiful and pretty amazing, but not good enough in my opinion to warrant an impromptu hiking expedition.
Especially NOT in jeans and thick T-shirt and sneakers.

Was pretty unhappy due to feeling extremely unpleasant from all the sweating and exertion
when there's no opportunity to bathe afterwards.
The same reason why I did not want to play in the hot springs.

Walking the canopy wasn't all that exciting,
so as long as I didn't look down and started my heart into V-fib.

The walk down was just a haze of tiredness and felt like I had really no energy.
Not enough sleep and breakfast is not a good recipe for hiking.
Hobbled down one step at a time.

Strangely though, Tiing Jen got more excited the higher we climbed,
and by the time we were going down, she was leaping and bounding,
laughing all the way.

And she was wearing slippers.

Yes, the dodgy end of the the fit scale is probably an understatement of my physical condition.

Was so extremely hungry and tired after that.
Upon reaching the foot of the hill it was running back to the bus because we took one and a half hours to complete the 'walk'.

Of course, with the exception of Tiing Jen who had already reached flatlands way earlier than us and was playing in the river you see in one of the pictures above.

Waiting for us to catch up.

So after drying up in the air-cond, fell asleep (surprise! surprise!)
and got woken up for lunch.
Was so sleepy and tired I was so tempted to forgo lunch, then remembered being hungry the day before and decided to go and find food with the rest.
Had something that was a sorry excuse for char siew rice.

Food disappointment in Sabah is nothing new to me.

Anyway, after the disappointing meal, back onto the bus and back to bed.

Got woken up (again) and told by Tiing Jen that we've arrived at the shopping place.
Shopping in terms of fresh fruit, vegetables and flowers.
Decided to give it a go even though I wasn't in the best of moods.

When I got off the bus first thing I felt was cold, cool breeze.
Colder than the bus air-cond.
Looked to the right, and I saw this:

Joyce immediately woke up and took out her camera.

Its just one of those scenes you absolutely have to take.
For me at least, with my fascination with Mt.K.

The most up-close, beautiful view I got of the lovely lady.

Naturally, the second thing that caught my eye were flowers.

Lots,

and lots of them.



Potted plant with cute leaves

Of course, there was a row of shops with produce like those below, all selling almost the same things, pretty much like Camerons.

What happens if you sit down in a place for too long; i.e. the bus.
You grow fungus.
(I know it's a mushroom, just an illustration. It's fungi of some sort anyway)

Pretty veggie





Love the colours, the white rose just looks so pretty

Very fascinated with the small, tiny flowers :)
They're so cute.




There is just something about flowers that lights up the heart of all things female,
or possibly all humans female.
Little girls love to pick em, ladies love to receive em,
and a majority of women love to plant em.

Aren't they so pretty altogether?
The sellers refer to them as plastic flowers.
They're very much alive, but the petals are very hard and feel dry, much like plastic.
But they have green stems with ends dipped into water.

Apparently even when they dry up the colours do not change.
Hmm.

Since the photos end here, for reasons I will mention later,
we shall have one last look at the beautiful Mount Kinabalu.

Once I got back in the bus I was told it was just back home all the way, no more stops.
In her heart Joyce went hip hip hooray and settled off for some undisturbed sleep.

However, the bumpy road was not going to let her have her way, but that's okay.
Then she got woken up and told that those who stayed outside of campus were supposed to shift to the other bus while those that stayed in campus were to board the current bus she was in.
But that's okay.
Then she got shifted to the back of the bus where the bumpy road made trying to sleep like sleeping on a trampoline while jumping.

Sigh.

Naturally no one takes pictures upon waking up from conditions such as those :(

Got home around 6.30pm or so.
Dead tired, dead hungry and very sore from hiking.



Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Day At Mamutik



On the bus to Jesselton Port



At Jesselton Port

Grumpy Jia Jia started smiling :)
(finally)

Why was she grumpy?

We were told to be at the bus stop at our respective kampungs before 6.45am.
What happened was Joyce came out at 6.50am and had a shock because there was no bus in sight, thinking that somehow because she was 5 minutes late, they left without her.

But such was not the case.

Then Joyce made a few calls and found out she was probably the only person waiting for the bus at Kingfisher residence area.
So she drove to Kampung E to wait for bus with her friends.

The bus finally came at 8.00am.
Too much or not, you tell me.

Anyway, Jia Jia was grumpy because she did not have enough sleep
(diarrhea and whatnot at 3am)
She then woke up at 6.30am, and rushed to meet the 6.45am bus stop dateline.

But lo and behold.
This is UMS, where nothing is reliable.

And thus the bus came and 8.00am due to bad management and planning by second years.

And Jia Jia became grumpy.

Raring to go :)


On the boat


Very hot, hor?
See, so bright.

To get to any of the islands you need to take a boat ride from the port.


Arriving at Mamutik

Lots of fishes at the jetty

Really a lot of fishes at the jetty...

To my surprise, Mamutik looks very much like Sapi...

When we arrived, Joyce went, "Wrong island ka?"
Until I saw the Welcome to Mamutik sign.

I'm starting to think that all islands near KK look the same O.o"

They have the same white, sandy beaches.

The same wooden style jetties.

The same corals and fish..

Nevermind, I will post comparison photos as I go along.

Corals at the jetty

Pretty girls at the jetty

Hahahahaha.
Let a girl have some fun, will you?

Yet more pretty girls :P



At the shallow beach


It's so bright and hot it looks dark.

Looks like something from a ClubMed brochure.
Without the people at the side.
Can they be photoshopped out? >.<"

Mamutik

Sapi


Sometime after snorkling for a few hours




Mamutik

Sapi

Hahahaha
Maybe I'm not convincing enough.
Anyway, all beaches have sand and sea and boats and jetties.
It's quite common they should look alike.

But the island vegetation, the fauna and the overall way the island was developed is very similar.
Heck, right down to the stinking, dirty, waterless cubicles they call a toilet.



This was some time before lunch, because we were hungry and food hadn't arrived yet,
so we entertained ourselves by snapping pictures.

The time difference from picture above and the picture below is pretty huge.
There's about 4 hours worth of gap between them.

See what happened was this.
(create mental pictures for each scene, its the least you can do when I cannot provide you pictures of the following activities)

Went snorkling.
(so no camera)

Felt tired.

Slept on soft white sand.
(wearing goggles, in case sand got into eyes)

Woke up.

More snorkling.

Got tired.

Sat in shallow part near shore, and got pummeled by waves
and tossed to the shoreline filled with broken and dead corals.
OUCH.

Got sunburned enough.

Went to shower outdoors.
(with clothes still on, of course, to wash off the sand)

Went into smelly excuse for toilet to dry up and change.
(no water inside remember?)

Then we come back to the present.

Dry, itchy and sunburned.
But feeling much better than wet, itchy and sunburned.

With salt-encrusted hair.
You'd have that expression too, believe me.
Hair like dried, almost flammable grass sucks.

Dying for a bath.





And thus is the end of the pictures.

But not the end of the journey.

Left the island about 5.00pm.
Reached Port Jesselton about 5.20pm.

Bus was full and was told to wait for the second round.

Waited.

And waited.

Bus came at 7.00pm.

UMS is really so extremely unreliable.
Period.


Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Clumsy

"..going, coming,
thought I heard a knock
who's there?
no one
.."

Dear lonely isle,

I think I fell back into the hole.
But I'll climb back up.

I'll be okay.

Just....not now.

It's gonna hurt when it heals too,
It'll all get better...in time.

love, Joyce.

Sober


And I don't know
this could break my heart or save me
nothing's real, until you let go
completely

so here I go
with all my thoughts I've been saving
so here I go
with all my fears weighing on me

three months
and I'm still sober
picked all my weeds but kept the flowers
but I know
it's never really over

and I don't know
I could crash and burn but maybe
at the end of this road I might catch
a glimpse of me

three months
and I'm still breathing
been a long road since those hands I left my tears in
but I know
it's never really over, no

three months
and I'm still standing here

three months
and I'm getting better, yeah

three months, yeah three months

three months
and I'm still breathing

three months
and I still remember it

three months and I wake up

three months
and I'm still sober

picked all my weeds but kept the flowers.


Sober
Kelly Clarkson

Friday, August 01, 2008

Moving Muscles


Dear lonely isle,

Today, everyone should go out and buy 4D.
Because Joyce did physical exercise.

Went swimming with my housemates today; Bee Bee, Mei Kuan, and Chia Wern.
For those of you who know about Bee Bee and Mei Kuan, I have great news for you, Chia Wern, my new room mate, is even smaller than them >.<"
Size-wise. Body frame-wise.
Which makes round round Joyce look like something akin to the great, deep sea-faring mammals in the ocean next to them.
People with great legs. Why do I keep attracting them?

Anyway, we went to the public pool at the Likas Sports Complex. Sorry guys, no pictures. Didn't really want to risk bringing my camera and having it stolen or what-not.

*Must check out the place first ma...My first time there, know?*

The pool was a standard Olympic size pool with of course, the standard freaking cold water that accompanies all indoor or covered pools.

Sad to say, all my effort building up stamina sometime last year when I used to swim every morning with Ziggy baby went *poof* with tiny clouds of smoke.

This is why not doing anything even vaguely strenuous for long periods of time is bad for you, because it makes you extremely wimpy and soft and useless.
Yes, because Joyce went kempis halfway along the length of the pool >.<" And not to mention broke the record for what could be possibly the slowest time taken to swim the length of an Olympic sized pool.

Partly due to the fact that I cannot remember or even recall the last time I did anything even vaguely strenuous.

Haha whatever. I can gloat because my poor room mate cannot swim at all :P
But then again, what I can do isn't exactly something to be proud of anyway...I just float a long faster than she does. When she learns how to float lah.

Oh I went round looking for a new swimsuit that day, because my current old one is pretty tight for me. Actually, 'pretty tight' is probably an understatement >.<"

If you've been swimsuit shopping lately (as I have), and buy your swimsuits from brands like Speedo, Ogival and whatnot, you find that they measure the swimsuit size according to your bust size, or more accurately the circumference of your chest.

Cheap string bikinis do not count because they are all labeled 'free size' and have what passes for possibly a handkerchief for dolls to cover your 'vitals' because there cannot be any other use for pieces of cloth so small. Yes I gave them a try, and no, tried as I could, I could not stretch them wide enough to feel PG-13 rated, much less secure.
And no of course I didn't buy them.
I do not stoop to obscenity.

Anyway, back to buying swimsuits.
If my bra size and measurements are anything to go by, it's that my chest circumference should be 34-35 inches. So I thought my old swimsuit was probably 30 or 32 inches in size which accounts for the tightness. But after checking the worn out label on the suit my eyes widened in amazement, shock and possibly horror (okay, maybe not horror, but kind of like how somethings are weird but yet fascinating at the same time?) that the actual size was 28 inches.
That's like 6 inches in difference.
Imagine how my breasts feel.
Okay, don't imagine. I was just kidding.

No wonder I look literally like an airport runway wearing the suit. The poor dears were squashed so tight they became flat. (Yes, fats are quite soft and can flatten if you squash them)

So yes, I think I have justified getting a new swimsuit. Problem is, Sabah for some reason DOES NOT and is possibly INCAPABLE of selling even marginally or reasonably nice looking swimsuits.
They're either horrendously small or horrendously ugly. (Some were horrendously weird. Anyway, the point is that swimsuits here are quite horrendous. But I'm sure you know now.)

And I have some Family Day thingy for my course coming up next week, and we're going to an island to play. And I have to wear my very tight swimsuit and look boobless *sobs* T_______T

On hindsight, I now know what muscles are involved in swimming the breast stroke because I can feel every single one I used today, probably more than is possibly necessary or required.
Oh, no worries, it's not THAT bad, I can still lift my arms straight and reach for the skies.
One at a time though, and very slowly.

Yes, I already know how unfit I am. I'm suffering for it, remember?

But I had a good time :)
Teaching roomie how to swim, kempis-ing at the side of the pool feeling great because I moved muscles and put (possibly) some fat to work to earn their keep for the extended stay and usage of space in my body.

And the best part of it all, having a good, hot dinner after all the relatively hard work done :)
(Relative because while it is not hard work at all for everyone else, but for my standard of nil exercise, I gotta say I made myself happy and a little bit proud today ;) *tries to pat self on back but failed because arms refuse to cooperate after being tortured, and thus resorts to mentally patting self on back*)

It's been a good day. Of sorts.
Now if only my muscles can feel as good as I do and stop complaining.

love, Joyce.